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Barbie gets a tramp stanp!

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Hey, Barbie gets a tramp stamp! Tramps Stamps have now officially jumped the shark.

All I really needed to know I learned at the Blackjack tables

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Years ago in my misspent youth I spent too many hours at the Blackjack tables. Unlike most people, I won. I have always been obsessed with numbers, so I learned how to game the casinos. In 2002 I got careless, and I got banned. I have not been back to a table since that time. But I still get a rush when I see a deck of cards. I suppose I will always be addicted. During those hours at the tables, I learned much about human behavior. It was a fascinating experience.

RED ALERT! Swine Flu May be a Terrorist Attack!

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Larry Klayman, terrorist expert, has suggested that the Swine flu may be a diabolical terrorist attack. The evil terrorists planted the “seed” in Mexico so that President Obama would not be blamed. (The Arab terrorists secretly love Obama.) Larry suggests we send troops to the border to kill the swine flu! http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=96299 Note – WorldNetDaily is not a satire site. This really does represent the views of many “conservatives.” If you have a kooky theory, you can get some conservative to believe it.

The Swine Flu Panic

I guess the crises de jure is Swine Flu. WE ARE ALL DOING TO DIE UNLESS THE GOVERNMENT TAKES DRASTIC ACTION!!!!! So whatever happened with Mad Cow, SARS and the Bird Flu? I don’t remember. Anyway, this is MAJOR NEWS. And it will remain major news until Lindsay Lohan is arrested again. Some comments from Ron Paul: And a flashback to 1976:

Is Miss Universe Australia too skinny?

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Pageant officials are thinking of banning Stephanie Naumoska for being too skinny. Are men attracted to thin women due to cultural or biological reasons? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30364743/ There is a stir in the Miss Universe pageant over Miss Australia. It seems that Miss Australia is 5’11’ and 108 pounds. It seems that the expert busybodies have deemed that this is too skinny and sends an unhealthy body image to young girls. Of course, the fact that men are attracted to young and thin women is based on biology. Men are naturally attracted to young women because young women are more fertile. And weight tends to correspond to the age of a woman. Most women tend to gain weight as they age. As such, men instinctively tend to associate thinness with youth and fertility. This is a biological response that cannot be changed via lectures and laws. Men, as a group, will always be naturally attracted to young and thin women.

David Duke Arrested

David Duke was arrested in the Czech Republic for suspicion of denying the Holocaust. It is illegal in many countries (such as Germany and Israel) to question the official Holocaust story. If you should express any doubt, you risk jail time. http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jGZ-EV9pigOYYdOFAHahTxqyLzKg Of course, throwing people in jail for their beliefs is nothing new. In many Islamic countries, expressing doubts about Islam can result in imprisonment or even death. However, this intolerance is not excusive to Islam. For example, it is quite dangerous for Jews in Israel to believe in Christianity. Christians have been persecuted and Bibles have been burned. (see link below). http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2008-06-22-israel-missionaries_N.htm Christianity has also not been a stranger to intolerance. Many people were put to death based on their opposition to official Church doctrine. The question is should we tolerate dissenting and even heretical beliefs? The arre...

Gay Marriage and Polygamy

Winston Blackmore is a polygamist in Canada who has a case headed for the Canadian Supreme Court. Blackmore is arguing that if it is OK for gays to marry, why should polygamy be illegal? After all, the argument in support of gay marriage is that what consenting adults do sexually should not be regulated by the government. Based on this logic, there is no reason that polygamy should be illegal. Polygamy is the norm in primitive societies. So a return to polygamy would in many ways be a return to the jungle. The top status males would horde most of the women. This would result in many men without a partner and a family. In such situations, these men tend to turn feral and not support civilization. http://www.vancouversun.com/Life/inevitable+courts+will+legalize+polygamy/1479077/story.html