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Should fat women in swimsuits be a crime?

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Here is a story (see link below) in which a man was arrested for wearing a woman’s swimsuit. He was sitting on a log on his property when the police arrested him. He was arrested for indecent exposure and menacing. Of course, he did not actually expose himself. And he never physically or verbally threatened a woman. However, many women called the police to complain he made them feel “uncomfortable.” http://www.whiotv.com/video/19697666/index.html In the spirit of gender equality, I think men should follow the precedent and call 911 whenever we should see a fat woman in a bathing suit. I know such a sight makes many men feel uncomfortable. Hopefully, the police will use the same standard and arrest such women.

English Woman Eats Man's Tongue

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Weird story out of England in which Tracy Davies, 45, bit off her boyfriend’s tongue after she asked to give him a birthday kiss. It seems that Miss Davis was angry that she was unable to get pregnant. So she bit off her boyfriend’s tongue in a fit of anger. If the roles had been reversed, I am sure that the man would be facing 20 years in prison for such a vicious attack. But when a woman mutilates a man (e.g., Bobbitt) it is usually considered to be funny. Just one of those politically correct double standards. But the greater mystery is why this guy would want to stick his tongue in the mouth of this woman. Are English guys that desperate? Yikes.