I Pledge! (unedited version)

The other day, I had lunch with Demi Moore on her Gulf Stream jet. We discussed various topics such as global warming and the plight of the poor in Africa. Anyway, we hit some turbulence and our Perrier-Jouet Champagne spilled on the floor and the imported caviar flew up in the air! Poor Demi was picking caviar out of her hair the rest of the flight as we discussed ending world hunger. I tell you, we never laughed so hard.

Sometime during our laughter, Demi suddenly had a great idea – we need to make a video showing how we rich and famous promise to serve and obey our glorious leader – Obama. Creating videos showing how much we care about poverty and social issues is a traditional away that we elite help the world. The last time we did such a thing was when we tearfully sang “We are the World”. (These sorts of things also make a nice tax write off, but that is another matter.)

So we got together with our rich and famous friends and we put together this video. We hope that this video will help to end slavery, world hunger and fashion disasters! Anyway, it made us feel good inside as we had an African America, an Asian, a Hispanic, a single mom and a homosexual in the video. We are so diverse we can hardly stand it!

But, mostly, we want to raise awareness of the importance of raising awareness.